# About Us

We are Schlockchain, thought leaders in innovation.

We are **bold** and *innovative*.

Our `def mega_chain` function works really well:

    def mega_chain(): return

Investors say the best things about us:

> I'm so glad I put my life savings in Schlockchain.
> > Said Nobody Ever

We have a patented algorithm:
- Glacially slow
- Which melts glaciers

...and a roadmap to success:

1. Start an LLC
2. Get a Series A investment round
3. Get a Series B investment round
4. Continue

Schlockchain is written in [Python](https://www.python.org/) for some 
data science or something reasons.

For a sexy carousel of stock photos, visit [](./index).

## Investors

Our investors are very proud to be involved with us.

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```{image} python-logo.png
:alt: Python Logo
:class: bg-primary
:width: 200px
:align: center
```

:::{figure-md} logo-target
:class: myclass

<img src="python-logo.png" alt="Python Logo" class="bg-primary" width="300px">

Python comes from the *Python Software Foundation*.
:::

```{note}
Schlockchain is written in [Python](https://www.python.org/) for 
some data science or something reasons.
```

```{warning}
Schlockchain is written in [Python](https://www.python.org/) for 
some data science or something reasons.

- Careful, Python is *awesome*
- Using it will thus make you *awesome*
```

:::{warning} Awesomeness Warning

Schlockchain is written in [Python](https://www.python.org/) for 
some data science or something reasons.

- Careful, Python is *awesome*
- Using it will thus make you *awesome*
:::

You can {download}`download the Python logo <python-logo.png>` for offline use.

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## Investors

Our investors are very proud to be involved with us.
