# About Us

We are Schlockchain, thought leaders in innovation.

We are bold and innovative.

Our `def mega_chain` function works really well:

    def mega_chain(): return

Investors say the best things about us:

> I’m so glad I put my life savings in Schlockchain.

> > Said Nobody Ever

We have a patented algorithm:

- Glacially slow

- Which melts glaciers

…and a roadmap to success:

1. Start an LLC

2. Get a Series A investment round

3. Get a Series B investment round

4. Continue

Schlockchain is written in Python for some data science or something reasons.

For a sexy carousel of stock photos, visit Schlockchain Homepage.

## Investors

Our investors are very proud to be involved with us.

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Python comes from the Python Software Foundation.

Note

Schlockchain is written in Python for some data science or something reasons.

Warning

Schlockchain is written in Python for some data science or something reasons.

- Careful, Python is awesome

- Using it will thus make you awesome

Warning

Awesomeness Warning

Schlockchain is written in Python for some data science or something reasons.

- Careful, Python is awesome

- Using it will thus make you awesome

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