# About Us

We are Schlockchain, thought leaders in innovation.

We are bold and innovative.

Our `def mega_chain` function works really well:

    def mega_chain(): return

Investors say the best things about us:

> I’m so glad I put my life savings in Schlockchain.

> > Said Nobody Ever

We have a patented algorithm:

- Glacially slow

- Which melts glaciers

…and a roadmap to success:

1. Start an LLC

2. Get a Series A investment round

3. Get a Series B investment round

4. Continue

Schlockchain is written in Python for some data science or something reasons.

For a sexy carousel of stock photos, visit Schlockchain Homepage.

## Investors

Our investors are very proud to be involved with us.

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