# JavaScript Jokes °• <img align="left" alt="javascript" width="50px" src="https://raw.githubusercontent.com/github/explore/80688e429a7d4ef2fca1e82350fe8e3517d3494d/topics/javascript/javascript.png" />

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## Jokes

Riddhi: I :heart: JavaScript.

Mohit: But, **this** is horrible.

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programmer : `0=="0"`

JS : true

programmer: `0==[]`

JS :true

programmer : Ok so `"0"==[]` right? Makes sense to me..

JS : false

programmer : GET OUT!..

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q. Why was the JavaScript developer sad? a. Because they didn't Node how to Express himself

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dev1 > What tool do you use to switch versions of node? dev1> nvm, I figured it out.

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q. How do you comfort a JavaScript bug? a. You console it

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Two JavaScript variables are in a bar.
"I'm sorry I cannot be with you, your so not my Type.", one says.
The other Recasts and they lived happily ever after.

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Q: Why did the child component have such great self-esteem?

A: Because its parent kept giving it props!

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Sometimes when I'm writing JavaScript I want to throw up my hands and say "this is bullshit!" but I can never remember what "this" refers to.

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Q: Why did the React class component feel relieved?

A: Because it was now off the hook.

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Don't trust JavaScript programmers.
All they do is promises but they never callback.

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If human beings evolved new organs as frequently as they do JavaScript frameworks, you can bet the doctors would be Googling it too.

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Q: What are the similarities between Java and JavaScript?

A: It's just like CAR and CARPET (CAR-pet) {JAVA and JAVA-script)

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Q: Why did the CoffeeScript developer keep getting lost?

A: Because he couldn't find his source without a map

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Question: How do you cheer up a JS developer?

You "Console" them!

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Me: Try console.log(console) in chrome console and explore the console 😎

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Q: Why did the hungry dev multiply a string by an integer?

A: He wanted some NaN bread

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Q: What does a JavaScript developer have in his tea?

A: Syntactic sugar

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Mathematician vs Programmers

`x^2=0`

Mathematician: x=0

Programmer: x==2

JavaScript Programmer: x===2

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Q: Why are JavaScript developers hated?

A: They overreact.

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q. Why did the child component have such great self-esteem? a. Because its parent kept giving it props!

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q. Why did the functional component feel lost? a. Because it didn't know what state it was in!

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q. Why did the React Higher Order Component give up? a. Because it sur-rendered to the prop-aganda!

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q. Why did the react class component feel relieved? a. Because it was now off the hook.

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q. Why couldn’t the React component understand the joke? a. Because it didn’t get the context.

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Q: Why did the jQuery developer never have financial problems?

A: Because he was in \$.noConflict() mode

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Q: What did Java say to his son?

A: You're a script, kiddie

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Q: Why was the JavaScript developer sad?

A: Because he didn't Node how to Express himself.

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Q. JavaScript is a lot like English;
  No one knows how to use semicolons properly.

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Q. Why do JavaScripters wear glasses?
   Because they don't C#

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Q. Don't trust javascript programmers
   All they do is promises but they never callback.

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Q. What's the difference between Java and JavaScript?
   Java and JavaScript are similar in the same way car and carpet are.

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Q. The three most well known languages in India are English, Hindi, and...
   JavaScript

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Q. You want to hear a javascript joke?

A. I'll callback later.


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Q: Why you should date a javascript developer?

A: Because they always callback.

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Q.How did the programmer die in the shower?
A. He read the shampoo bottle instructions: Lather. Rinse. Repeat.

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Q.Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
A.Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.

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Programming is like sex: One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.

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<img align="left" alt="GitHub" width="26px" src="https://raw.githubusercontent.com/github/explore/78df643247d429f6cc873026c0622819ad797942/topics/github/github.png" />is :heart:

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Want to hear a JavaScript joke? I'll callback later.

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One question on Reddit:
Redditors that speak multiple languages, what languages do you speakin your dreams?
A: JavaScript
Comment: He said dreams, not nightmares

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There are two type of people :
```javascript
if (condition) {
   Statement
}

if (condition)
{
   Statement
}
```

"this"
this is a javascript joke

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Q. What's 0.1+0.2 ?

A. It's 0.30000000000000004

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Q. Why do Javascript developers prefer dark mode?
A. Because light attracts bugs!
(and it's enough with the illogical parts of the language)

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Q. What did the redux farmer say to the other redux farmer when he came into his field?
A. Dispatch is mine

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Q. What is the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
A. Inheritance

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Idempotency happens to Functions that sets values over 40 times. But the results are always the same, and you may be entitled to a financial compensation.

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Javascript increases interactivity of web pages but decreases one with the society.
(being a full time developer is tough)
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Literally want an EVENT LOOP in my life that will make her CALLBACK me later. 
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The fear of getting up late for work is my second fear, callback hell is still the first.
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Q. Where is this function that you called?
A.  Search it somewhere below.;-)
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I have "Hoisted" many leaves at my work , maybe that is why i am "undefined" for the promotions.
(try to have pun in hoisted and hosted)

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Q: Why do JavaScript developers wear glasses?

A: Because they don't C#!

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