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title: Ideology
subtitle: My positions on important issues
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Cats are companions, dogs are servants

[Toilet paper should hang over the top of the roll](https://web.archive.org/web/20081219181638/currentconfig.com/2005/02/22/essential-life-lesson-1-over-is-right-under-is-wrong/)

[GIF starts with a soft g](https://jemully.com/gif-pronunciation-hard-g-logic-doesnt-rule/)

Star Trek, not Star Wars
