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title: Instant Buzz
categories:
- work
content-tags:
- culture
- idea
- marketing
- politics
- sex
- aside
---

How to create an advertising sensation with a low budget:

![Beautiful Agony](/media/2007-01-26-instant-buzz/k0116.jpg)

  1. Buy cheap TV spots on major network affiliates during, say, daytime soaps.


  2. Produce a commercial featuring headshots of [petite morte][2].


  3. Ensure the [Parents Television Council][3] (responsible for 99.8% of non-Janet Jackson FCC complaints) notices.

   [2]: http://beautifulagony.com/
   [3]: http://www.parentstv.org/
