"START";

do {
  if ("FIND A MENU ITEM OR BUTTON WHICH LOOKS RELATED TO WHAT YOU WANT TO DO.") {
    "CLICK IT.";
  } else {
    if ("PICK ON AT RANDOM.") {
      "CLICK IT.";
    } else {
      "GOOGLE THE NAME OF THE PROGRAM PLUS A FEW WORDS RELATED TO WHAT YOU WANT TO DO. FOLLOW ANY INSTRUCTIONS.";
    }
  }

  if ("DID IT WORK?")
    return "YOU'RE DONE!"

} while("HAVE YOU BEEN TRYING THIS FOR LESS THAN AN HOUR?")

"ASK SOMEONE FOR HELP OR GIVE UP."
