[%-
  USE Math;

  module_count = cpan_stats.modules.count | comma;

  SET straps = [
    "${module_count} open source Perl modules ready to download and use",
    "Stop reinventing wheels, start building space rockets",
    "Over 20 years of Perl libraries at your fingertips",
    "You can never have too many Perl modules",
    "LWPs, POEs, and DBIs -- oh my!",
  ];
  SET strapid = Math.int(Math.rand(straps.size()));
  straps.${strapid};
-%]