{% extends "base.html" %} {% block title %} Welcome{% endblock %} {% block heading %} Welcome to Crabber {% endblock %} {% block fullpage %}
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Crabber is an open-source micro-blogging platform powered by crabs.

Typo-free

On Crabber you can edit your posts for up to five minutes after they're published. (It's not that hard, Twitter.)

Open API

With an open REST API, developing integrations with Crabber is easy. You don't have to jump through any verification hoops.

Full privacy

There are no advertisers, trackers, mailing-lists, or other sneaky tactics. Your data stays on the site.

Friendly

We encourage a welcoming environment and do not tolerate harassment or targeted misinformation.

{% if featured_molt %} {% with molt=featured_molt, static=True, hide_border=True %} {% include 'molt.html' %} {% endwith %} {% else %} No featured Molt. The admin can change this in 'config.py'. {% endif %}

Top-tier hipster cred.

Oh, you use Twitter? That's so 2006.

Show the world who you are.

Most social networks have sterilized their user pages. They give you a profile picture, short bio, and that's it. Crabber wants to give people a chance to show off how cool they really are.

{% if featured_user %} {% with this_user=featured_user %}
{% set bio_names = {'age': 'Age', 'pronouns': 'Pronouns', 'quote': 'Quote', 'jam': 'My jam', 'obsession': 'Latest obsession', 'remember': 'Remember when', 'emoji': 'Favorite emoji'} %} {% for key, value in this_user.bio.items() %} {% if value and not key.startswith('social') %} {% endif %} {% else %}

This user hasn't filled out their bio 😦

{% endfor %}
{{bio_names[key]}} {% if key == 'age' %} {{value | format_dob}} {% else %} {{value}} {% endif %}
profile courtesy of @{{this_user.username}} {% endwith %} {% else %} No featured user. The admin can change this in 'config.py'. {% endif %}

Carcinisation

From Crabberpedia, the free encyclopedia

Carcinisation (or carcinization) is an example of convergent evolution in which a crustacean evolves into a crab-like form from a non-crab-like form.

Supported by science.

Fact: You and everyone you love will eventually become a crab. No exceptions.

Sound good? Come join us among the Crabs.
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