SCENE I. KING JOHN'S palace. The Life and Death of King John  Shakespeare homepage  |  King John  | Act 1, Scene 1 

 Next scene  SCENE I. KING JOHN'S palace. 

 Enter KING JOHN, QUEEN ELINOR, PEMBROKE, ESSEX, SALISBURY, and others, with CHATILLON  KING JOHN  Now, say, Chatillon, what would France with us? 

 CHATILLON  Thus, after greeting, speaks the King of France 

 In my behavior to the majesty, 

 The borrow'd majesty, of England here. 

 QUEEN ELINOR  A strange beginning: 'borrow'd majesty!' 

 KING JOHN  Silence, good mother; hear the embassy. 

 CHATILLON  Philip of France, in right and true behalf 

 Of thy deceased brother Geffrey's son, 

 Arthur Plantagenet, lays most lawful claim 

 To this fair island and the territories, 

 To Ireland, Poictiers, Anjou, Touraine, Maine, 

 Desiring thee to lay aside the sword 

 Which sways usurpingly these several titles, 

 And put these same into young Arthur's hand, 

 Thy nephew and right royal sovereign. 

 KING JOHN  What follows if we disallow of this? 

 CHATILLON  The proud control of fierce and bloody war, 

 To enforce these rights so forcibly withheld. 

 KING JOHN  Here have we war for war and blood for blood, 

 Controlment for controlment: so answer France. 

 CHATILLON  Then take my king's defiance from my mouth, 

 The farthest limit of my embassy. 

 KING JOHN  Bear mine to him, and so depart in peace: 

 Be thou as lightning in the eyes of France; 

 For ere thou canst report I will be there, 

 The thunder of my cannon shall be heard: 

 So hence! Be thou the trumpet of our wrath 

 And sullen presage of your own decay. 

 An honourable conduct let him have: 

 Pembroke, look to 't. Farewell, Chatillon. 



 Exeunt CHATILLON and PEMBROKE  QUEEN ELINOR  What now, my son! have I not ever said 

 How that ambitious Constance would not cease 

 Till she had kindled France and all the world, 

 Upon the right and party of her son? 

 This might have been prevented and made whole 

 With very easy arguments of love, 

 Which now the manage of two kingdoms must 

 With fearful bloody issue arbitrate. 

 KING JOHN  Our strong possession and our right for us. 

 QUEEN ELINOR  Your strong possession much more than your right, 

 Or else it must go wrong with you and me: 

 So much my conscience whispers in your ear, 

 Which none but heaven and you and I shall hear. 



 Enter a Sheriff  ESSEX  My liege, here is the strangest controversy 

 Come from country to be judged by you, 

 That e'er I heard: shall I produce the men? 

 KING JOHN  Let them approach. 

 Our abbeys and our priories shall pay 

 This expedition's charge. 



 Enter ROBERT and the BASTARD  What men are you? 

 BASTARD  Your faithful subject I, a gentleman 

 Born in Northamptonshire and eldest son, 

 As I suppose, to Robert Faulconbridge, 

 A soldier, by the honour-giving hand 

 Of Coeur-de-lion knighted in the field. 

 KING JOHN  What art thou? 

 ROBERT  The son and heir to that same Faulconbridge. 

 KING JOHN  Is that the elder, and art thou the heir? 

 You came not of one mother then, it seems. 

 BASTARD  Most certain of one mother, mighty king; 

 That is well known; and, as I think, one father: 

 But for the certain knowledge of that truth 

 I put you o'er to heaven and to my mother: 

 Of that I doubt, as all men's children may. 

 QUEEN ELINOR  Out on thee, rude man! thou dost shame thy mother 

 And wound her honour with this diffidence. 

 BASTARD  I, madam? no, I have no reason for it; 

 That is my brother's plea and none of mine; 

 The which if he can prove, a' pops me out 

 At least from fair five hundred pound a year: 

 Heaven guard my mother's honour and my land! 

 KING JOHN  A good blunt fellow. Why, being younger born, 

 Doth he lay claim to thine inheritance? 

 BASTARD  I know not why, except to get the land. 

 But once he slander'd me with bastardy: 

 But whether I be as true begot or no, 

 That still I lay upon my mother's head, 

 But that I am as well begot, my liege,-- 

 Fair fall the bones that took the pains for me!-- 

 Compare our faces and be judge yourself. 

 If old sir Robert did beget us both 

 And were our father and this son like him, 

 O old sir Robert, father, on my knee 

 I give heaven thanks I was not like to thee! 

 KING JOHN  Why, what a madcap hath heaven lent us here! 

 QUEEN ELINOR  He hath a trick of Coeur-de-lion's face; 

 The accent of his tongue affecteth him. 

 Do you not read some tokens of my son 

 In the large composition of this man? 

 KING JOHN  Mine eye hath well examined his parts 

 And finds them perfect Richard. Sirrah, speak, 

 What doth move you to claim your brother's land? 

 BASTARD  Because he hath a half-face, like my father. 

 With half that face would he have all my land: 

 A half-faced groat five hundred pound a year! 

 ROBERT  My gracious liege, when that my father lived, 

 Your brother did employ my father much,-- 

 BASTARD  Well, sir, by this you cannot get my land: 

 Your tale must be how he employ'd my mother. 

 ROBERT  And once dispatch'd him in an embassy 

 To Germany, there with the emperor 

 To treat of high affairs touching that time. 

 The advantage of his absence took the king 

 And in the mean time sojourn'd at my father's; 

 Where how he did prevail I shame to speak, 

 But truth is truth: large lengths of seas and shores 

 Between my father and my mother lay, 

 As I have heard my father speak himself, 

 When this same lusty gentleman was got. 

 Upon his death-bed he by will bequeath'd 

 His lands to me, and took it on his death 

 That this my mother's son was none of his; 

 And if he were, he came into the world 

 Full fourteen weeks before the course of time. 

 Then, good my liege, let me have what is mine, 

 My father's land, as was my father's will. 

 KING JOHN  Sirrah, your brother is legitimate; 

 Your father's wife did after wedlock bear him, 

 And if she did play false, the fault was hers; 

 Which fault lies on the hazards of all husbands 

 That marry wives. Tell me, how if my brother, 

 Who, as you say, took pains to get this son, 

 Had of your father claim'd this son for his? 

 In sooth, good friend, your father might have kept 

 This calf bred from his cow from all the world; 

 In sooth he might; then, if he were my brother's, 

 My brother might not claim him; nor your father, 

 Being none of his, refuse him: this concludes; 

 My mother's son did get your father's heir; 

 Your father's heir must have your father's land. 

 ROBERT  Shall then my father's will be of no force 

 To dispossess that child which is not his? 

 BASTARD  Of no more force to dispossess me, sir, 

 Than was his will to get me, as I think. 

 QUEEN ELINOR  Whether hadst thou rather be a Faulconbridge 

 And like thy brother, to enjoy thy land, 

 Or the reputed son of Coeur-de-lion, 

 Lord of thy presence and no land beside? 

 BASTARD  Madam, an if my brother had my shape, 

 And I had his, sir Robert's his, like him; 

 And if my legs were two such riding-rods, 

 My arms such eel-skins stuff'd, my face so thin 

 That in mine ear I durst not stick a rose 

 Lest men should say 'Look, where three-farthings goes!' 

 And, to his shape, were heir to all this land, 

 Would I might never stir from off this place, 

 I would give it every foot to have this face; 

 I would not be sir Nob in any case. 

 QUEEN ELINOR  I like thee well: wilt thou forsake thy fortune, 

 Bequeath thy land to him and follow me? 

 I am a soldier and now bound to France. 

 BASTARD  Brother, take you my land, I'll take my chance. 

 Your face hath got five hundred pound a year, 

 Yet sell your face for five pence and 'tis dear. 

 Madam, I'll follow you unto the death. 

 QUEEN ELINOR  Nay, I would have you go before me thither. 

 BASTARD  Our country manners give our betters way. 

 KING JOHN  What is thy name? 

 BASTARD  Philip, my liege, so is my name begun, 

 Philip, good old sir Robert's wife's eldest son. 

 KING JOHN  From henceforth bear his name whose form thou bear'st: 

 Kneel thou down Philip, but rise more great, 

 Arise sir Richard and Plantagenet. 

 BASTARD  Brother by the mother's side, give me your hand: 

 My father gave me honour, yours gave land. 

 Now blessed by the hour, by night or day, 

 When I was got, sir Robert was away! 

 QUEEN ELINOR  The very spirit of Plantagenet! 

 I am thy grandam, Richard; call me so. 

 BASTARD  Madam, by chance but not by truth; what though? 

 Something about, a little from the right, 

 In at the window, or else o'er the hatch: 

 Who dares not stir by day must walk by night, 

 And have is have, however men do catch: 

 Near or far off, well won is still well shot, 

 And I am I, howe'er I was begot. 

 KING JOHN  Go, Faulconbridge: now hast thou thy desire; 

 A landless knight makes thee a landed squire. 

 Come, madam, and come, Richard, we must speed 

 For France, for France, for it is more than need. 

 BASTARD  Brother, adieu: good fortune come to thee! 

 For thou wast got i' the way of honesty. 



 Exeunt all but BASTARD  A foot of honour better than I was; 

 But many a many foot of land the worse. 

 Well, now can I make any Joan a lady. 

 'Good den, sir Richard!'--'God-a-mercy, fellow!'-- 

 And if his name be George, I'll call him Peter; 

 For new-made honour doth forget men's names; 

 'Tis too respective and too sociable 

 For your conversion. Now your traveller, 

 He and his toothpick at my worship's mess, 

 And when my knightly stomach is sufficed, 

 Why then I suck my teeth and catechise 

 My picked man of countries: 'My dear sir,' 

 Thus, leaning on mine elbow, I begin, 

 'I shall beseech you'--that is question now; 

 And then comes answer like an Absey book: 

 'O sir,' says answer, 'at your best command; 

 At your employment; at your service, sir;' 

 'No, sir,' says question, 'I, sweet sir, at yours:' 

 And so, ere answer knows what question would, 

 Saving in dialogue of compliment, 

 And talking of the Alps and Apennines, 

 The Pyrenean and the river Po, 

 It draws toward supper in conclusion so. 

 But this is worshipful society 

 And fits the mounting spirit like myself, 

 For he is but a bastard to the time 

 That doth not smack of observation; 

 And so am I, whether I smack or no; 

 And not alone in habit and device, 

 Exterior form, outward accoutrement, 

 But from the inward motion to deliver 

 Sweet, sweet, sweet poison for the age's tooth: 

 Which, though I will not practise to deceive, 

 Yet, to avoid deceit, I mean to learn; 

 For it shall strew the footsteps of my rising. 

 But who comes in such haste in riding-robes? 

 What woman-post is this? hath she no husband 

 That will take pains to blow a horn before her? 



 Enter LADY FAULCONBRIDGE and GURNEY  O me! it is my mother. How now, good lady! 

 What brings you here to court so hastily? 

 LADY FAULCONBRIDGE  Where is that slave, thy brother? where is he, 

 That holds in chase mine honour up and down? 

 BASTARD  My brother Robert? old sir Robert's son? 

 Colbrand the giant, that same mighty man? 

 Is it sir Robert's son that you seek so? 

 LADY FAULCONBRIDGE  Sir Robert's son! Ay, thou unreverend boy, 

 Sir Robert's son: why scorn'st thou at sir Robert? 

 He is sir Robert's son, and so art thou. 

 BASTARD  James Gurney, wilt thou give us leave awhile? 

 GURNEY  Good leave, good Philip. 

 BASTARD  Philip! sparrow: James, 

 There's toys abroad: anon I'll tell thee more. 



 Exit GURNEY  Madam, I was not old sir Robert's son: 

 Sir Robert might have eat his part in me 

 Upon Good-Friday and ne'er broke his fast: 

 Sir Robert could do well: marry, to confess, 

 Could he get me? Sir Robert could not do it: 

 We know his handiwork: therefore, good mother, 

 To whom am I beholding for these limbs? 

 Sir Robert never holp to make this leg. 

 LADY FAULCONBRIDGE  Hast thou conspired with thy brother too, 

 That for thine own gain shouldst defend mine honour? 

 What means this scorn, thou most untoward knave? 

 BASTARD  Knight, knight, good mother, Basilisco-like. 

 What! I am dubb'd! I have it on my shoulder. 

 But, mother, I am not sir Robert's son; 

 I have disclaim'd sir Robert and my land; 

 Legitimation, name and all is gone: 

 Then, good my mother, let me know my father; 

 Some proper man, I hope: who was it, mother? 

 LADY FAULCONBRIDGE  Hast thou denied thyself a Faulconbridge? 

 BASTARD  As faithfully as I deny the devil. 

 LADY FAULCONBRIDGE  King Richard Coeur-de-lion was thy father: 

 By long and vehement suit I was seduced 

 To make room for him in my husband's bed: 

 Heaven lay not my transgression to my charge! 

 Thou art the issue of my dear offence, 

 Which was so strongly urged past my defence. 

 BASTARD  Now, by this light, were I to get again, 

 Madam, I would not wish a better father. 

 Some sins do bear their privilege on earth, 

 And so doth yours; your fault was not your folly: 

 Needs must you lay your heart at his dispose, 

 Subjected tribute to commanding love, 

 Against whose fury and unmatched force 

 The aweless lion could not wage the fight, 

 Nor keep his princely heart from Richard's hand. 

 He that perforce robs lions of their hearts 

 May easily win a woman's. Ay, my mother, 

 With all my heart I thank thee for my father! 

 Who lives and dares but say thou didst not well 

 When I was got, I'll send his soul to hell. 

 Come, lady, I will show thee to my kin; 

 And they shall say, when Richard me begot, 

 If thou hadst said him nay, it had been sin: 

 Who says it was, he lies; I say 'twas not. 



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