(NOT) Loosing traffic while deploying
<ul>
  <li>Fixing build performance</li>
  <li>Volume issues at bootstrapping</li>
  <li>The exile JVM</li>
  <li>Free developers from your burden with self serve</li>
  <li>Docker registry reconstruction and scale</li>
  <li>Deploy from branch</li>
  <li>Detecting versions inconsistency</li>
  <li>Cleaning old images without breaking things</li>
  <li>Tracking it all with event-stream, slack and graphite</li>
</ul>